We have had brought to our attention this week that nothing is safe anymore when it comes to the environment. The most harmless of substances can take on an eerie danger when you read in between the lines. Take bread for example, you probably thought that this everyday item was harmless. Well we have some worrying statistics from the Association of Public Health Bread Research Department based in Dublin that will put hairs on your chest.
BREAD--- THE REAL FACTS!
These findings should make anyone think twice about eating this incredibly dangerous substance.
1 More than 98% of convicted criminals are bread eaters.
2 More than 90% of criminals are convicted within twenty-four hours of eating bread.
3 Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread in institutions and only given water to eat, begged for bread after only two days.
4 Bread is often a “gateway” substance, leading the user to “harder” items such as butter, jam, peanut butter, cheese and cold cuts of meat.
5 Bread has been proven to absorb water. The human body is 90% water so it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over. This food substance could suck you up and turn you into a soggy, gooey bread and butter pudding person that could wreak havoc on society.
6 Bread is made out of a substance called “Dough”. It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough could suffocate a gerbil. This fact will alarm children who have these fluffy, furry creatures as pets. The average person in this country eats far more than that amount of dough in a week…scary thought…
7 Bread is baked at temperatures of more than 400 degrees Fahrenheit. That kind of heat could prove fatal to a human in less than a minute.Some bread eaters are unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless, made up statistics!….
Environmental.
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