It Hurts
A man suffering from great pain went to see his doctor. “What seems to be the trouble?” the doctor asked. “I hurt all over, doctor,” replied the man. “Whenever I touch here,” he added touching a spot near his heart with his finger, “it hurts! And if I touch here,” he added touching his nose “ouch! – it also hurts!” The Doctor looked on, perplexed, as the man continued. “When I touch here,” he said touching his stomach it hurts like hell!” Then he leaned toward the Doctor and touched his eyelid “Oooouch,” he yelled.
The doctor conducted a complete physical examination. Finally he said, “Sir, I can find nothing wrong with the areas you have shown me. The trouble is you have a broken finger!”
