JOKE

THE PIG WITH THE WOODEN LEG

There was a tourist on a farm and he asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg.

The farmer said, ‘‘that pig is the bravest pig I ever saw.”

“So why does he have a wooden leg?” the tourist asked.

“Well one night our house caught on fire and he came into our house and woke us all up.”

“So,” the tourist asked again, “why does that pig have a wooden leg?”

“Well, you can’t eat a brave pig like that all at once now can you!”