Saturday, 20 December 2008


Santa’s Bad Day
Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the sick elves. Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mum was going to come and visit. This obviously stressed Santa even more.When he went to harness the reindeer, he found out that three of them were about to give birth (go on Rudolph!!!) and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.

Then he began to load his sleigh, when one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the floor and scattered the toys everywhere.Totally frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of tea and a shot of sherry.

When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had drunk all his liquor and there was nothing left to drink. In his frustration, he dropped his tea-pot and it shattered into a million pieces and all over the kitchen floor.

He got his broom to sweep all the bits up only to find that mice had eaten the straw off the end of the broom.Just then the door-bell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door.

He opened the door to see a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said, in a sweet little voice, "Where would you like me to put this tree, fat man?"

And that my friends, is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree....

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